• Sickfucker1990's Statistics

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 365
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 594
    • Total Time Active:
    • 7 hours, 26 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 50
    • Live Jokes:
    • 19
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 31
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 11.88
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 163,359m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 31.26
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 9

Sickfucker1990's Jokes

I remember it vividly. I watched as the towers collapsed, surely ending the lives of those greedy pigs inside. I was so happy to see that those daring suicide bombers had been willing to end their own lives to save something that they truly believed in. My eyes started to fill with tears of joy and I sank to my knees, overcome with happiness.

I'd finally completed angry birds.
Blackburn Rovers have announced that they don't know where El Hadj Diouf is after the player failed to turn up for a pre-season tour.

Club officials have said they will postpone the search until morning, it's far too dark to see him now.
Police have issued a statement urging zoos and safari parks across the country to increase security. This comes after a bunch of monkeys escaped and caused widespread damage in London.