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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 615
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 9,720
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    • 92 hours, 5 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 785
    • Live Jokes:
    • 199
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 586
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 12.38
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 61,486m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 48.84
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 150

Sickoldman123's Jokes

I saw a poster this morning for a missing five year old girl. Blue eyes, blonde hair, always smiling.

Anyway, this afternoon I was in the town hall, I looked to my right and saw a big curtain which over time had sagged and I could see through. I was shocked to see a little girl with her hands tied sitting on a mattress - five years old; like the poster, blue eyes; like the poster, blonde hair, like the poster and... No this one was balling her eyes out.
I went to the cinema today and asked for a child ticket to which she responded,
"How old are you?"
"16" I replied
"16 is an adult" she said.
"OK then, I'll have a beer please. No? Child ticket it is then".