• SilverSprint's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 130
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 1603
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 50,286
    • Total Time Active:
    • 470 hours, 39 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 1,686
    • Live Jokes:
    • 987
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 699
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 29.83
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 31,691m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 50.95
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 87

SilverSprint's Jokes

My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
I walked out of a club with a girl last night.

She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, "Yours or mine?"

I said, "That's mine."
"I can't fucking believe it," I screamed, running into the delivery suite. "The baby has come out black."

"I know," she said, laying in her hospital bed.

"You dirty fucking slag!" I shouted."

"I'm not having you talk to me like this," she said. "Get out!"

"Talk to you like this?" I yelled. "You've been shagging a nigger!"

I looked at the midwife and said, "I honestly can't believe it."

She said, "Are you the boyfriend or husband?"

I said, "Neither, I don't know her, but it just winds me up when I see a pretty white girl like that getting knocked up by a darkie."