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Compared to some of the farcical 'elections' held in countries such as Iran and Zimbabwe, we can at least be thankful that in Britain we live in a true democracy, and that our Prime Minister was fairly elected by the British people in a democratic vote.
Oh, hang on........................
***Stephen Hawking spoiler***

Stephen Hawking does not die - in the next episode he transfers his brain to a metal exoskeleton thereby achieving immortality: he creates a race of malevolent superbeings intent on galactic domination by means of exterminating all who oppose them. His plans are continually thwarted, however, by a mysterious time traveller known only as 'The Doctor'.