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Went to a Weight Watchers meeting last night.
Had to leave early though, looking at all those skinny cunts made me hungry.
|It's strange how all them girls are cutting themselves over Justin Bieber only now.. Bit late there girls, he started making music about 4 years ago.|
My mate Dave arrived at the pub this afternoon boasting that he got to see Red Hot Chili Peppers for 70 quid last night.
Well the jokes on him, I got a full stir-fry for 2 pounds out of Asda and unlike him I actually got to eat that. Poor bastard.