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It's a little pathetic...this envy thing.
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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 320 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 12,937 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 349 hours, 59 minutes | ||
The best of Smackhead's 358 jokes (View All).
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I feel sorry for the McCanns. Maddie being The Stig was their last hope. |
 
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by Smackhead in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3,665
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Kate McCann: "I live in fear of the dreaded knock at the door" No need to worry about that Kate, You keep fucking leaving them open. |
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by Smackhead in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 836
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American News: "Teenager dies catching a bus." I'm not fucking surprised. |
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by Smackhead in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 568.4
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I was following a young girl down a dark alley last night. She suddenly noticed me behind her, so I said, "Don't worry, I'm not a rapist, I'm just walking home." "That's what a rapist would say," she replied. Turned out it was. |
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I told my wife not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other. |
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What's the difference between Roy Hodgson and Kenny Dalglish? Fuck all by the looks of it. |
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I've just listened to Plan B's new album. His Plan A must have been fucking terrible. |
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The Sun: "One Million Brits Stranded Abroad" Annoying isn't it Europe? |
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Me and the wife went to a relationship counsellor this week, when the topic turned to our sex life. "Do you still manage to find time to have sex with children in the house?" he asked. "When the wife goes shopping..." caused quite a stir. |
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"Hundreds Buried in Haiti" Couldn't have been that funny then. |
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by Smackhead in In The News - Earthquakes - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 313.6
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