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    • Total Jokes Submitted:
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    • Live Jokes:
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    • 27,107m
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Smoky's Jokes

Breaking News: The end of the world has been cancelled, it has been extended by another 21 years to give Liverpool a chance to win the Premier League.
My mother read me this story from one of those inspirational books. Its about this blind guy who built himself a house, but the house burnt down because of a candle, and he later built a four storey house.

At end of the story I couldn't help but ask, "what the fuck was he doing with a candle?"
Real Madrid are a class club. Whenever their players or staff member get into controversy, they release statements and rectify wherever necessary.

Following the alleged assault of a Barca youth player by four of theirs the club released a statement on its official website.

"We can confirm that it was not four Real Madrid castilla players who assaulted the Barcelona player. It was five!"