• Snikoggs's Statistics

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 2379
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 10,501
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,154 hours, 35 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 1,596
    • Live Jokes:
    • 399
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,197
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 6.58
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 37,000m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 26.32
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 91

Snikoggs's Jokes

I was watching a movie with my son last night when a sex scene came on.

"Alright Mathew, it's about time you went to bed," I said.

"But Dad, I'm 18," he protested.

"I don't care," I said. "You're not watching me wank."
I rang the RSPCA yesterday and said, "I have just found my dog lying down in a puddle of blood in my back garden."

"That's awful," she said. "Is it moving?"

"Quite emotional, yes."
My boss called me into his office today.

He said, "I still think you're not too bright at all, Yuri. But you have come early to work for the past 2 years. You deserve a reward."

"Gee, thanks boss!" I said. "What's my reward then?"

"How does a brand new car sound?" he asked, smiling.

I said, "Vrooom, vrooooom."