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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 207
Total Joke Score: 634
Total Time Active: 40 hours, 9 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 265 Live Jokes: 65
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 200 Duplicate Jokes: 45
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 2.39 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 9.75
Average Time Before Deletion: 28,970m
Favourite Subcategory Sports > Football (9)

The best of Spicyweiner76's 65 jokes (View All).
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So the couple that were kidnapped by Somalian Pirates are to release a DVD that reconstructs what happened to them and how they were treated. It should be out for Christmas and the price is £19.99.
HOW MUCH?!?!
That's a ridiculous amount to charge for a DVD.
Think I'll wait for the pirate copies to start circulating. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in Racism - Somalian - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 363.8

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The day before my wedding I told my father in law that his daughter gives the best blow job I had ever had.

After he awkwardly thanked me and was glad I was happy I said

"Happy? Not really, I'm marrying your other daughter." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in Other - One Liner - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 32.2

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Amy Winehouse is set to top the charts this weekend.

That's Amy, always trying to top herself. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 15.8

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Sky News: "Moat Inquest: Evidence suggests he was suicidal."

Nice police work, he shot himself. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in In The News - Shootings - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 14.8

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I have just got in from work and missed the first two goals in the Denmark v England game.
Now I know how Heskey feels. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 13.4

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Atheists.

Having the last laugh since 5BC 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in Religion - Christianity - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 13.2

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So Lady Gaga changed her outfit three times on the Graham Norton show.

Could none of the outfits hide her erection sitting next to Gwyneth Paltrow? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in Celebrities - Lady Gaga - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 13.2

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The government have announced that there is 'no excuse for teenagers looters in London'.
One rioter was interviewed saying he did it 'because he could and was skint'.
Sounds like an excuse to me. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in In The News - Riots - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 12.6

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YAHOO!: Fernando Torres walks to work with fans.

Not only does he miss the goal, he's also missed his bus. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in Sports - Football - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 10.2

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I've recently taken up the fine art of wine tasting. It's absolutely fantastic! Free wine; white, red or rose. Straight out the bottle as well, non of this pouring in a glass bollocks. Only problem was the owner of the off license called the police I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Spicyweiner76 in Other - One Liner - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 10


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