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Girls often say I'm a puzzle they can't solve.. like a rubiks cube.
Which is interesting because the only action I seem to get nowadays is from 8 year old autistic boys.
For valentines my girlfriend suggested we act out her fantasy. You can imagine what was running through my mind when she sheepishly admitted she has always fantasied about rape.
So, after a candlelit dinner and 4 bottles of wine, the only thing going through my mind was her 10 inch strap-on.
Same time next year I guess.
|With the terrible floods in Pakistan it must be only a matter of time before Primark go into liquidation.|