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Jimmy: "Can I ask you a question?"
Ted: "Sure, what is it?"
Jimmy: "It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge."
Your mother is so fat, that the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s
And people say Stephen Hawking doesn't have a sense of humour.
Teacher: "LOOK THE EQUATION IS SIMPLE, IF I HAVE 5 BOTTLES IN ONE HAND AND 6 IN ANOTHER, WHAT DO I HAVE?"
Student: "A drinking problem?"
Teacher: "NO!! THE ANSWER IS ELEVEN BOTTLES. ELEVEN!"
Student: "That's still a lot. You should maybe look into counselling..."
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Traditionally, the groom is never meant to see the bride before the wedding,
I got engaged 12 years ago and haven't seen her since.
|Josef Fritzl gives his daughter roofing and shelter for twenty-odd years without any rent and this is how she repays him.|