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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 76
Total Joke Score: 618
Total Time Active: 30 hours, 21 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 203 Live Jokes: 29
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 174 Duplicate Jokes: 41
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 3.04 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 21.31
Average Time Before Deletion: 31,749m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Internet (2)

The best of T-fave's 29 jokes (View All).
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Jimmy: "Can I ask you a question?"
Ted: "Sure, what is it?"
Jimmy: "It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by T-fave, originally by Airplane in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 120.2

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Your mother is so fat, that the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

And people say Stephen Hawking doesn't have a sense of humour. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by T-fave in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 71.4

411107
People with Aids always complaining! At least they've got something to be positive about... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by T-fave in Illness and mortality - AIDS/HIV - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 64

153177
Teacher: "LOOK THE EQUATION IS SIMPLE, IF I HAVE 5 BOTTLES IN ONE HAND AND 6 IN ANOTHER, WHAT DO I HAVE?"

Student: "A drinking problem?"

Teacher: "NO!! THE ANSWER IS ELEVEN BOTTLES. ELEVEN!"

Student: "That's still a lot. You should maybe look into counselling..." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by T-fave in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 48.4

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C'mon - you have got to give it to Jamrags.com. At least when the servers down we can still look at some jokes. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by T-fave in Other - Internet - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 41

539338
Traditionally, the groom is never meant to see the bride before the wedding,

I got engaged 12 years ago and haven't seen her since. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by T-fave in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 29.2

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What's small, furry and hates sex?
The injured badger in the boot of my car. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by T-fave in Sex and shit - Animals - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 28.2

247859
What has more followers than Jesus?

An ice-cream van in Ethiopia. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by T-fave in Illness and mortality - Starvation - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 27.6

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Josef Fritzl gives his daughter roofing and shelter for twenty-odd years without any rent and this is how she repays him. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by T-fave in In The News - Headlines - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 27

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The airlines are saying no more hair gels, shampoos, make-up or hairspray allowed in carry-on bags. Who the fuck is attacking us? Drag Queens!? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by T-fave in Sex and shit - Transvestite - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 24.2


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