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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 525
Total Joke Score: 3,730
Total Time Active: 245 hours, 52 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 673 Live Jokes: 200
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 473 Duplicate Jokes: 131
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 5.54 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 18.65
Average Time Before Deletion: 15,695m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (56)

The best of TheFoss's 200 jokes (View All).
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The good thing about Hollyoaks is you can miss a few episodes and, the next time you watch it, you're still a cunt. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by TheFoss, originally by twitter.com/#!/amateuradam in TV - Drama - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 625.6

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When James Bond is out of his home country of England, is he known as +44 07? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by TheFoss, originally by twitter.com/pundamentalism in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 567.6

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Adele - Chasing Pavements

If she chased something that moved, she won't be as fat. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TheFoss in Celebrities - Musician/Singer - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 292.2

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Eurovision Presenter talking to twins:

"So where did you two meet?"

Maybe, just maybe, at birth. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TheFoss in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 287

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Saying "whoever smelt it dealt it" doesn't work when it comes to airport sniffer dogs, apparently. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TheFoss in Other - Sayings (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago - Current Score: 222.2

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How many McCanns does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They pretend it's fine left as it is, and fuck off out for a meal. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TheFoss in Other - Lightbulb - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 217.4

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My girlfriend came up to me earlier and asked, "Can I ask you a very serious question? But you must answer clearly with yes, or no".
Hesitantly, I replied, "Ok, go on".

Immediately, she asked, "Why are you always making jokes about blondes?" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TheFoss in Racism - Blonde - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 215.4

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"When Animals Attack" should just be renamed to "Stupid People Who Go Near Dangerous Animals". I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TheFoss in TV - Documentary - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 157.4

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I've just read that Justin Bieber became famous by posting videos of himself singing copyrighted rap songs.

If Congress pass this 'vote', Justin Bieber would get 5 years in prison. Not all that bad. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TheFoss in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago - Current Score: 73.2

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So Chris Brown has recorded another song with Justin Bieber.

Bieber should be careful, Chris Brown has been known to hit women. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TheFoss in Celebrities - Chris Brown (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 41.6


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