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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 1035
Total Joke Score: 25,984
Total Time Active: 242 hours, 7 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 1,066 Live Jokes: 356
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 710 Duplicate Jokes: 156
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 24.38 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 72.99
Average Time Before Deletion: 55,292m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (66)

The best of ThePhoenix's 356 jokes (View All).
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The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, apparently "Terry The Chocolate Orange" is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Racism - Ginger (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3,303.2

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What's the difference between JLS and Futurama?

There's only one Bender in Futurama. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3,108

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I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG.

Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,455.6

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64 feared dead in power plant blast

D'OH! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 825.4

265597
In the 'Talk To Frank Adverts', they say that: "There is a darker side to coke"

I take it they're referring to the dealer?
 I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in TV - Adverts - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 816.2

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Midgets; What they lack in body, they make up in forehead. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 811.4

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Jonathan Ross; putting the Wog in Drogba. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 789.6

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I'm planning on being more spontaneous in the future. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 676.6

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Ben & Jerry: the two unfortunate buggers who complete a fat girl's threesome. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 667.6

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Just when you think your dipshit of a son cannot disappoint you anymore, he misspells 'worthless' on his suicide note. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 597.8


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