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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 76 Total Joke Score: 14,401
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 19 hours, 47 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 492 Live Jokes: 190
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 302 Duplicate Jokes: 59


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The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, apparently "Terry The Chocolate Orange" is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 2740.8

I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG.

Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids.
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Joke by ThePhoenix which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 1291

Midgets; What they lack in body, they make up in forehead. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 702.4

In the 'Talk To Frank Adverts', they say that: "There is a darker side to coke"

I take it they're referring to the dealer?
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Joke by ThePhoenix which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 679

I'm planning on being more spontaneous in the future. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by ThePhoenix, originally by ''. which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 608.6

64 feared dead in power plant blast

D'OH!
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Joke by ThePhoenix in In The News - Disasters - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 559

Ben & Jerry: the two unfortunate buggers who complete a fat girl's threesome. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 538

Its not really too surprising the Americans haven't found Osama Bin Laden yet.

They've spent the last 23 years looking for "Waldo" instead of "Wally".
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Joke by ThePhoenix which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 473.8

Just when you think your dipshit of a son cannot disappoint you anymore, he misspells 'worthless' on his suicide note. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 473.4

People are complaining left, right & centre about Rage Against The Machine getting to the Christmas number 1 slot over Joe McElderry, as it's not Christmas related in the slightest.

Obviously everything that is, was and ever will be Christmas is epitomised by some Northern, gummy bender covering a Hannah Montana song.
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Joke by ThePhoenix which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 445

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