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People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few Yo' mama jokes; when suddenly I started getting called an insensitive bastard.
That's the last time I visit an Orphanage.
Before our marriage; me and my wife signed an agreement saying that if she can make me laugh, she's entitled to everything during a divorce.
I think I'm safe though; I'm married to Jo Brand
Apparently changing your name to "The Terminator" is enough to get you fired.
Gynaecologists are way too serious.
|One of my friends recently joined a study which focuses on the long term psychological effects of a hostile environment. Apparently, it's really good and he plans on signing me up for marriage counselling too.|