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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 21 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 64 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 8 hours, 11 minutes | ||
All of Theclownhasnopenis's 8 jokes.
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Prof. Stephen Bloom was knighted for his research into child obesity, and has bettered our understanding of it. I wonder if his results were anything like "stop feeding the fat fuckers you stupid, irresponsible cunts"... |
 
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by Theclownhasnopenis in In The News - Headlines - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 40
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How long is an American's attention span? Long enough to ask if they want fries with that. |
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The Dave's Night in. Half a stand up show followed by a flick over to babestation for furious masturbation. |
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At least if America waged war on the world, they wouldn't need to worry so much about their geography. And you Americans voting this joke down... Congratulations on finding the button! |
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I'm a pessimist by nature, and my wife hates it when I portray this outlook on things. Trying to explain the gameshow 'Pointless' to her was a nightmare... |
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I work at a clinic for assisted suicide. It's called McDonalds. |
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by Theclownhasnopenis in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 2.4
| Right. Time to turn the festive energy saving lights on. They'll be ready by Christmas. |
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Necrophilia. People waiting for their wives to die for the wrong reason. |
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by Theclownhasnopenis in Sex and shit - Necrophiliac - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 0.2
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