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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 175 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 171 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 60 hours, 31 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 65 | Live Jokes: | 23 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 42 | Duplicate Jokes: | 4 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 2.63 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 7.43 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 1,854m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > Misunderstanding (3) | |||
The best of Theturbinator's 23 jokes (View All).
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Everyone always bangs on about how the sinking of the Titanic was such a tragedy. But let's look on the brightside... If it never happened, then we never would have got to see Kate Winslet's tits. |
 
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How do you get 10,000 kids on the Coronation street set? Tell Kevin Webster to bring his laptop to work. |
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My wife and I are expecting twins. The kidnapper should be here with them any minute now. |
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They say history never repeats itself That's strange, because for two nights in a row my history has shown "free online porn" |
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What's a nursery got in common with a synagogue? They're both full of tight cunts. |
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I moved to America last month and I must say, I'm adapting to the American way of life quite quickly. I've already had 3 heart attacks and a stroke. |
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My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Christianity. Hallelujah! |
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by Theturbinator in Religion - Christianity (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 8.2
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I'll never forget my first crush in high school. I was sat on by a fat year 11 until I gave him my dinner money. |
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| I pulled a muscle the other night when I though to myself, "I seriously need to stop dating sea creatures!" |
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Whenever I'm cooking for vegetarians I like to make sure I give them and option... They can make do or they can fuckoff. |
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submitted by Theturbinator, originally by Jimmy Carr in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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