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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 388 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,150 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 266 hours, 30 minutes | ||
The best of Tigeral's 132 jokes (View All).
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I was watching 2 Pints of lager and a packet of crisps last night. Suddenly I thought to myself, "If no cunt comes back for them soon, I'm fucking having them." |
 
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M.S.N News: Hippo caught on camera chasing boat. I think you will find that it was my wife, and she was Waterskiing. |
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by Tigeral in Other - ??? Random (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 182.2
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I watched Mission Impossible tonight. It was the local weightwatchers club trying to touch their toes. |
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by Tigeral in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 62.6
| I think that my wife is Training to be a magician.Today she turned our car into a tree. |
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submitted by Tigeral, originally by Tommy Cooper in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 55.2
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My wife was Fucking raging when she found out i had hired an 18 year old Swedish Au-pair. The fact we don't have any kids might have been what set her off. |
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What has 4 legs and more money than Glasgow Rangers? Harry Redknapp's dog. |
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| I was at my Rugby club's night out last night and had a brilliant time,loads of food,booze and drugs. Think i might have overdid it though,as i ended up shagging a Hooker up the Arse. Think training is gonna be a bit awkward on Monday. |
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I was at the circus recently, when a strongman came on stage.
He said 'I am one of the strongest men in the world and I will give £200 to anyone that can name something that i cannot break." One Man suggested a metal bar, which he snapped in two. a Woman then suggested a slab of granite,and once again, he broke it easily. The strongman was getting Cocky and said "Is that the best you can do?" I then shouted "How about Justin Bieber's voice?&q [...] |
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by Tigeral in Other - ??? Random (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 21.2
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M.S.N News: Sex Offenders must wait 15 years. I don't think i can wait that long, the little girl i've got my eye on will be all grown up by then. |
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My wife told me that she is sick to death of me waltzing in at 3am every weekend. So when I came home this morning I did the tango instead. |
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