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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 49
Total Joke Score: 49
Total Time Active: 10 hours, 2 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 31 Live Jokes: 11
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 20 Duplicate Jokes: 5
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 1.58 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 4.45
Average Time Before Deletion: 11,713m
Favourite Subcategory Sports > Football (3)

The best of Tonyteeth's 11 jokes (View All).
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Can someone please tell fat women that skin tight jeans are a fashion statement not a challenge I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Tonyteeth in Other - Insults (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago - Current Score: 13.8

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Chinese celebrate year of the dragon

Or as we call it "the queens diamond jubilee"
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Joke by Tonyteeth in Events - Chinese New Year - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago - Current Score: 13.2

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Seven people killed whilst opening their Christmas presents!
Police believe Santa sleighed them.
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Joke by Tonyteeth in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 5.6

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I think Thomas cook would make a great shirt sponsor for chelsea seeing as neither will be going to Europe next year. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Tonyteeth in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 5

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My wife's magic in the bedroom!

When she gets undressed the fat bitch makes my hard-on disappear.
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Joke by Tonyteeth in Sex and shit - Erections - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 4.2

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Sky news:6 people killed by man dressed as Santa
Police believe they were sleighed whilst opening their presents.
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Joke by Tonyteeth in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 3

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Sky news:disabled protesters block regent st!
Brings a whole new meaning to"down with the government"
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Joke by Tonyteeth in Illness and mortality - Down Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago - Current Score: 2.8

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Sky news:Man City suspend carlos tevez for refusing to play"

Thats like spanking your teenage son because you found his stash of S&M porn
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Joke by Tonyteeth in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 1.8

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Harry Redknapp favourite to take over as England manager.
Makes sense he can teach them how to act innocent next time they're in court.
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Joke by Tonyteeth in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 1.6

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Sky news:Lindsay Lohan's smoking crack!

That's the last time she'll try straightening her pubes.
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Joke by Tonyteeth in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 1.2


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