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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 100 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 32 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 22 hours, 51 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 20 | Live Jokes: | 6 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 14 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 1.60 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 5.33 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 166,297m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Illness and mortality > Down's Syndrome (1) | |||
All of TrueGentJimmy's 6 jokes.
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I dumped my girlfriend today The sex was great but the smell in my basement was getting unbearable. |
 
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by TrueGentJimmy in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
| I've just spent a wonderful evening in with my new girlfriend, or as other people call it babysitting. |
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by TrueGentJimmy in Sex and shit - Babysitter - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 9.4
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I got a leaflet through the post saying a charity would be collecting for down syndrome children today. After leaving my moon face son outside for 8 hours I thought to myself that's the last time I try to give anything to charity. |
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by TrueGentJimmy in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4.6
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My girlfriend was giving me a right bollocking earlier because I gave her chlamydia. Don't know why she was angry though, she used to always complain that I never gave her anything. |
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by TrueGentJimmy in Illness and mortality - STDs - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 4.4
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I don't think my new sensitive toothpaste works. I've just spent the last 10 minutes crying because I couldn't get the cap off. |
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Not long ago my wife was involved in a serious car accident on the motorway. I could tell something was different about her, that she'd changed some how. I'd avoided bringing up the subject incase it angered her but one day I just needed to know what it was. After I'd finally asked she looked at me, eyes welling up, and said, 'Dave, you prick. I'm in a fucking wheelchair'. |
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by TrueGentJimmy in Illness and mortality - Accidents - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 1.2
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