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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 164
Total Joke Score: 828
Total Time Active: 21 hours, 39 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 48 Live Jokes: 6
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 42 Duplicate Jokes: 11
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 17.25 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 138.00
Average Time Before Deletion: 21,288m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (2)

All of Ub3rtim's 6 jokes.
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Rap is 75% Crap I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Ub3rtim in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago - Current Score: 820.2

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I hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it ejaculation.

Sorry that just came out. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Ub3rtim in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 3.4

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My Grandmother once told me:

"If you want to be successful in life, forget about it, because you're a retard."

I'm not sure what she meant by that, but I'm pretty sure it's good advice. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by Ub3rtim, originally by Jon Lajoie in Other - Advice - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 3.4

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What have old people and erections got in common?

You are very aware of them around children. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Ub3rtim in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1.6

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Cricket was invented in a private school when they were all going to play football, but someone forgot the ball.

So they stood around and nothing happened... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by Ub3rtim, originally by Jimmy Carr in Sports - Cricket - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1.4

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I'm so sick of having to give things up for lent that I don't do it anymore. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Ub3rtim in Other - Irony (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 0.8


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