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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 447 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,169 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 54 hours, 35 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 346 | Live Jokes: | 69 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 277 | Duplicate Jokes: | 25 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 6.27 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 31.43 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 32,030m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Headlines (9) | |||
The best of UpsideDownFace's 69 jokes (View All).
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I have a mate who has seen every episode of Top Gear 137 times. Dave. |
 
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| Beer mat flipping - the true sign of a failing conversation. |
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by UpsideDownFace in Other - Communication - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 457.6
| A brick: the poor man's Rohypnol... |
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by UpsideDownFace in Sex and shit - Rohypnol - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 304.8
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I just received my award for builder of the year 2011. All because I drill like a bosch. |
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While I was in a bar with some mates, I saw an Asian girl sobbing to herself at a large table . Seeing an opportunity, I walked over to her. "Hi, do you understand English?" I asked gently. "Yes," she sniffled, drying her tearful eyes. "Great!" I exclaimed. "Fuck off so we can sit down." |
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Don't know why my Wife gets so hung up on me missing the bowl and occasionally hitting the toilet seat. After all, it's only a bit of poo... |
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I miss all the Jade Goody jokes. Why did they all have to follow her example and die out? |
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by UpsideDownFace in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 34.4
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My Black friend told me I had dropped my Gay card. I looked around the floor but couldn't find it anywhere. I guess he must have stolen it. |
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| Today sees the release of my new phone brand, made specifically for Sickipedians. We call it the Whiteberry. |
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I ran upto a woman in the park, who seemed alarmed by my energetic nature. I quickly asked her, "What is the opposite of no?" To which she hesitantly replied, "Yes..." She had her doubts but I had my consent. |
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