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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 1029 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 9,537 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 200 hours, 37 minutes | ||
The best of VYCENESS3's 355 jokes (View All).
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman... ...had nothing to do with the London riots. |
 
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I've just heard on the radio that the leader of the Monkees has died. R.I.P. Nelson Mandela. |
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by VYCENESS3 in Celebrities - The Monkees - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago - Current Score: 1,001.2
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In the car, I said to my wife, "You've been driving this haven't you?" She said, "How do you know?" I said, "Because the clutch is knackered." She said, "Don't blame me, I've never used it." |
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My boss is such a typical Jew. If you come into work late, he docks your pay. If you come into work early, he charges you rent. |
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Liverpool. The only place in the world where the Ann Summers shop has a Back to School section. |
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I hated being a careers officer in Africa and having to ask... "So, what do you want to be IF you grow up?" |
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My wife said, "Bob Holness is dead." I said, "Who's that?" She said, "He was in Blockbusters." I said, "Fuck me, how long was the queue?" |
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Jordan to swim The Thames for charity. Reporter, "But what about all the diseases?". "Yeah, but it's for charity innit?" Said The Thames. |
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I left my wife for a bin man. But he wouldn't take her. |
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What's faster than a Shark? The Little Mermaid on her period. |
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