WWMEDan's Profile Information:
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 281 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,743 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 75 hours, 42 minutes | ||
The best of WWMEDan's 54 jokes (View All).
| I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away. |
 
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by WWMEDan in Other - One Liner (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,259.2
| I posted a joke today, cost me 60p. |
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by WWMEDan in In The News - Royal Mail (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago - Current Score: 219.2
| Every town I go to has at least one rubbish bin, it's about time they replace them with good ones. |
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| I saw a sign today when I was driving, it said "Falling Rocks". I thought , it won't rock so much if it was you going off the cliff edge "Mister Council Man". |
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If a gun is loaded, it's dangerous, if it is unloaded, also presume it's dangerous. If a nigger is causing harm, consider them a criminal, if they are not causing any harm, also consider them a criminal. |
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A little old Jewish lady sold sandwiches on a street corner for 50 pence each.
Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and as he passed the sandwich stand he would leave her 50p, but never take a sandwich. This went on for more then 3 years. The two of them never spoke. One day as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his money as usual, the sandwich lady spoke to him. Without blinking an eye she said: "They're 6 [...] |
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| I got in shit at home the other day for telling Maddie jokes, but come on, she's gotta have some fun in her life. |
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My teacher told us "Don't cite Wikipedia, as it isn't a reliable source, because anyone can edit it" I said, "Fuck off, anyone can edit BBC News, yet we still cite that?" Teacher replied "Yes, but they have professionals in the office who are employed to edit it using books and journalist's works" I said "You just said the BBC cite journalists? I'm going to stick with Wikipedia thanks" |
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by WWMEDan in In The News - Newspapers (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 10.2
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I was recently the victim of a Facebook group, "Most Immature Person In The World. Period". I had to comment on this, so I posted on the group's wall.. "Hahahahaha , PERIOD" yesterday at 4:20pm. |
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| Anne from Little Britain would make the best speaker for parliament, she at least makes sense to one person. |
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