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A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Other - Baby - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2419.8

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Celebrities - Adolf Hitler - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1013.8

A woman visits her doctor complaining of a strange feeling in her lower stomach. The doctor examines her and states;

"Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."

"Am I pregnant?" she gasped. "That is wonderful news!"

"I'm afraid not," replied the doctor. "You have bowel cancer."
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Illness and mortality - Cancer - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 837.4

Doctor: It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's.

Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 654

Part 1:

How do you fit 50 babies into a bucket?

With a blender.

Part 2:

How do you get them out again?

Doritos.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Other - Baby - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 383.4

What's more fun than spinning a baby around at 100mph on a rotary washing line?

Stopping it with a cricket bat.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Crime - ??? General - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 317

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends how hard you throw them.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Other - Baby - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 278.6

What's red and silver, and walks into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Other - Baby - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 224

How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?

1: None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Or

2: One to change it and one to write a poem about how much they miss the old light bulb.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Racism - Emo - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 217.2

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Other - Baby - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 206

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