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    • Total Joke Score:
    • 546
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    • 75 hours, 47 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 385
    • Live Jokes:
    • 69
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 316
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 1.42
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 8,951m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 7.91
    • Duplicate Jokes:
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Wet Beard's Jokes

As we are a musical family, I'm disappointed that my young son has only learned three chords on his guitar since receiving it on Christmas day.

Still, he's covered the entire catalogue of Oasis and Status Quo.
"Send us a photo of where YOU are." announced the newsreader last night.

I think he meant a photo of anyone stranded in the snow on the M6, rather than me doing the wife doggie style giving the peace sign.
An old lady has called Tesco customer services to ask if her risotto has any gorilla DNA in it.

The matter was quickly cleared up when the assistant explained that the photo on the box was the Ainslie Harriot brand.