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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 476
Total Joke Score: 453
Total Time Active: 74 hours, 21 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 75 Live Jokes: 14
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 61 Duplicate Jokes: 29
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 6.04 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 32.36
Average Time Before Deletion: 77,371m
Favourite Subcategory Sports > Football (2)

The best of Womb Raider's 14 jokes (View All).
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Stephen Gately's family have requested that no flowers be sent to the funeral, as they expect enough pansies to show up on the day. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 351.4

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All day women around the world have been deciding whether they liked Kates dress, whereas the men were deciding who they'd rather shag, Kate or her sister.. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in In The News - Royal Wedding - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 21.4

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Internet Explorer 8 'In Private Browsing'...

Or wank mode as it's more commonly known.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in Other - Internet - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 16.2

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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home.
You're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in Other - Social Networks - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 14.8

1293294
Welcome back to next season's Premiership West Ham.

By the way, thanks in advance for the 6 points.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 13

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So Katie Price was raped by a 'celebrity'....judging by the way the eyes jump about on that fat spack-tard son of hers my monies on Nookie Bear... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 10.8

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Twins in pvc....last nights X-Factor well and truly put that fantasy in the fucking bin... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in Celebrities - Jedward - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 9

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A woman is in bed with her husbands best mate when the phone rings..
Woman: 'Hello..ok that's fine..love you, bye'
Turns over laughing and says to him 'Silly cunt says he's playing golf with you'
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in Sex and shit - Adultery - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5

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BBC NEWS: 'Rescuers find last miner's body'...Hate to be pedantic, but they're not really 'rescuers' then are they?.. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in In The News - Mining - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.2

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What did one G4S guard say to the other?

Nothing, the other one didn't turn up.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Womb Raider in Sports - Olympics - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 4


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