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|This month's Leaderboard points:||0|
|Total Joke Score:||459|
|Total Time Active:||74 hours, 52 minutes|
|Stephen Gately's family have requested that no flowers be sent to the funeral, as they expect enough pansies to show up on the day.|
|All day women around the world have been deciding whether they liked Kates dress, whereas the men were deciding who they'd rather shag, Kate or her sister..|
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home.
You're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour.
|So Katie Price was raped by a 'celebrity'....judging by the way the eyes jump about on that fat spack-tard son of hers my monies on Nookie Bear...|
A woman is in bed with her husbands best mate when the phone rings..
Woman: 'Hello..ok that's fine..love you, bye'
Turns over laughing and says to him 'Silly cunt says he's playing golf with you'
|Breaking News!! Woman fucks man and 9 months later gives birth to a baby that will raised by the taxpayer...Jeremy Kyle's rehearsing as we speak..|