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A young pikey girl's sat with her mum the night before her wedding.
Her mum said, "I'd like to talk to you about your wedding night. Your husband will want to put his most prized possession where you pee." Confused, the daughter asked, "But why would he put his tarmac rake in the sink."
If nothing else will go down on you, There's always Facebook chat
I'm appalled by some of the sick jokes about the Italian Cruise ship.
I certainly won't be sinking to that level.
'Blackpool Reach Premier League'
The last time the Premier League saw anything that orange Phil Brown still had a job.
Just Had Michael Owen and Miranda Hart on the Sports Personality Of the Year Awards. And Owen got very emotional, It's been a long time since he was stood next to a target man like that