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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 631
Total Joke Score: 239
Total Time Active: 55 hours, 35 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 95 Live Jokes: 23
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 72 Duplicate Jokes: 3
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 2.52 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 10.39
Average Time Before Deletion: 31,453m
Favourite Subcategory Celebrities > Stephen Hawking (2)

The best of ZUGZ71's 23 jokes (View All).
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Al Qaeda have said they're going to bomb London over Christmas.

Honestly, it's not even November, that announcement's getting earlier every year, isn't it? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by ZUGZ71, originally by Frankie Boyle in In The News - ??? Other - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 91

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Quorn, only any good in scrabble. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ZUGZ71 in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 51.8

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Two ducks in a kitchen.

I still got her with an uppercut though. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ZUGZ71 in Racism - Sexism - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 20.2

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Well I've just heard it's 'No School Uniform Day' near me. I'd better take my camera. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ZUGZ71 in Sex and shit - Children - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 19.2

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Oil of olay anti ageing hand cream,for paedophile's who fancy a posh wank.. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ZUGZ71 in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 12

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It seems strange to have a statue outside the fulham ground of someone who wasn't a player-although Michael Jackson did try to get into the youth team several times. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by ZUGZ71, originally by Frankie Boyle in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 7.8

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The best thing about alzheimer's is this isn't my bedroom. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by ZUGZ71, originally by Karla Miller in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 7.6

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Mothers day,the most confusing day of the year for the male members of norfolk. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ZUGZ71 in Other - Family - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 6

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Five times a day,I know nobody's keen on muslims these days but how insecure is their God? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ZUGZ71 in Religion - Muslim - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 4.6

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Two birds in a bush,my kind of movie. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ZUGZ71 in Sex and shit - 69 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3.8


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