• Zuzus's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 22
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 219
    • Total Time Active:
    • 6 hours, 0 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 27
    • Live Jokes:
    • 7
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 20
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 8.11
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 48,567m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 31.29
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 7

Zuzus's Jokes

I was walking home from the pub in the small hours of Sunday morning. I found a girl slumped against a wall crying her poor little heart out. I went over to see if she was okay. "What's the matter?" I said. "Have you been raped?"
"No," she replied, wiping a tear from her cheek.
I was so relieved to hear this, I said back to her reassuringly "Good! I don't want to be stirring some other geezer's porridge, do I?!"
I fucking hope it snows again this winter. Top tip kids! Jeep roofs go a lot faster than landrover roofs!