• alan poon's Statistics

  • I try to be original.

    Sometimes I think I've got a good one and it fails miserably, sometimes it's the other way around.

    One thing I've realised is that clever does not always equal funny.

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 7
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 1,210
    • Total Time Active:
    • 42 hours, 41 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 233
    • Live Jokes:
    • 70
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 163
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 5.19
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 32,872m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 17.29
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 31

alan poon's Jokes

That was a cracking New year's party I went to last night. Nice looking women, great food, good music. Everyone just having a good time

And they didn't even notice me staring in through the crack in the curtains.