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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 191
Total Joke Score: 2,050
Total Time Active: 134 hours, 4 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 447 Live Jokes: 127
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 320 Duplicate Jokes: 98
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 4.59 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 16.14
Average Time Before Deletion: 2,570m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (9)

The best of alexorozco's 127 jokes (View All).
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My girlfriend is like a good steak on a BBQ.

Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Sex and shit - Anal - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 254

1261714
My wife was desperate and knocked on the toilet door while I was having a dump.

"Are you shitting love?"

"No, I'm shitting shit." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Sex and shit - Shit - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 246.8

1206035
Jesus is about to be crucified and screams, "Leave me alone, you fuckers. I haven't done anything you whore-riddled scum of the earth, arse-licking cunts!"

Peter tells him, "Master, the press are here."

Jesus gets on the cross, "Lord, Lord, forgive them for they know not what they do." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Religion - Jesus - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago - Current Score: 200

1194933
Patient: "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me".

Doctor: "Take these pills, I don't know what they're for". 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Illness and mortality - ??? Other - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 151.8

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients, you cruel bastards. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Celebrities - Michael J Fox - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 126.6

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The Queen has requested Candle in the Wind to be played as part of the concert to celebrate her Diamond Jubilee.

She says that it always makes her laugh. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by alexorozco, originally by jimmy carr 10 oclock live in Celebrities - The Queen - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 114

1211933
If us men "are all the same", then why the fuck do you take so long choosing one of us? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Sex and shit - Sexism - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago - Current Score: 78

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A homeless guy knocked on my door last night:

"Excuse me, do you have any spare food?"

"Yeah, do you mind if it's yesterday's dinner?"

"Not at all."

"Come back tomorrow then." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Other - Homeless - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago - Current Score: 76.2

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"Failure is not an option" AVB said.

I wasn't aware Torres was injured. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago - Current Score: 66.8

1241661
I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly last night and the officer told me:

"I've already notified your wife sir"

"And what did she say?"

"Nothing"

"Bollocks, that's not my wife" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Crime - ASBO - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 58.8


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