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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 592
Total Joke Score: 550
Total Time Active: 179 hours, 23 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 64 Live Jokes: 16
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 48 Duplicate Jokes: 10
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 8.59 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 34.38
Average Time Before Deletion: 19,375m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (5)

The best of ali3nat0r's 16 jokes (View All).
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David Cameron recently said, "I don't call them the Lib Dems anymore. I call them the Dems, cos Dems is my bitches." I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ali3nat0r in Politics - Lib Dems - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 297.4

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A Scotsman just offered me a box of silverware and a case of Wrigley's Spearmint. So I said, "I can take your knives, but I'll never take your free gum." I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ali3nat0r in Other - Wordplay - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 128.4

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BBC News: The host of "How To Look Good Naked" has had his kitchen broken into and ransacked

The Sun: Gok Wan's wok's gone 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ali3nat0r in In The News - Headlines - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 43.2

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My mate challenged me to a game of drafts today.

I won with a 3000 word essay. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ali3nat0r in Other - Wordplay - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 16.8

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The Sun: "Images of a woman having sex with a frog found on judge's computer"

I am never eating toad in the hole again 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ali3nat0r in Sex and shit - Animals - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 15.6

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My girlfriend HATES when I ask for "road head" while driving. Especially if I offer to steer for her I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ali3nat0r in Sex and shit - Blow Job - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 13.2

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Unlike a lot of people, I didn't vote for Tory this week. I don't care what you say, Adam is the best Mythbuster. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ali3nat0r in Politics - Elections (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 7.2

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"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms" should be a convenience store, not a government agency I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ali3nat0r in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 7

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One thing I learned recently, is that when you go to the airport, don't hide your weed in a gun I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by ali3nat0r, originally by Dan Mintz in Crime - Drugs - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 6.2

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Why pay the normal price for a computer, when you can pay twice as much and get a picture of an apple on it? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ali3nat0r in Other - Computers/Technology - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 5.8


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