• alrightmert's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 355
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 4,567
    • Total Time Active:
    • 150 hours, 27 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 564
    • Live Jokes:
    • 181
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 383
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 8.10
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 15,385m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 25.23
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 76

alrightmert's Jokes

I went to give my boss a high 5 today during a meeting, but he swerved it..

so I turned it into a handstand to avoid looking stupid.
Over the past year, I've bought every single product offered on each porn site that I've visited.

My penis is now 326 feet long.