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    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 27
    • Live Jokes:
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anonymityrules's Jokes

I don't believe in science or religion.

I think one day scientists will invent a really powerful microscope, and they'll find the words "made in china" encrypted in DNA.
I was working as a weatherman for the BBC and I had to take someones shift at the last minute. I was really excited because this was going to be the first big storm I have ever reported.

Apparently I stole her thunder...

So she blended my cat.
"Someone else was probably involved in the death of MI6 officer Gareth Williams whose body was found padlocked in a bag in 2010, a coroner says." - BBC

No shit sherlock!