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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 159
Total Joke Score: 1,389
Total Time Active: 5 hours, 35 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 30 Live Jokes: 9
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 21 Duplicate Jokes: 10
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 46.30 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 154.33
Average Time Before Deletion: 34,623m
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All of baconwannabe1243's 9 jokes.
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"So, how's life in North Korea?"

"Well, I can't complain." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by baconwannabe1243 in In The News - North Korea - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago - Current Score: 1,335.6

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I said to my girlfriend "you don't want to die a virgin do you?"

she replied"that line only works if i'm about to die, idiot."

That bitch just walks into these situations... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by baconwannabe1243 in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 15.8

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BBC news: Thousands of new yorkers flee thier homes in the wake of Hurricane Irene.

Surely the one thing that would stop an american's house being blown away would be for them to stay in it. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by baconwannabe1243 in Racism - American - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 13.2

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The kids round my estate are so tough these days.

I nearly broke my tooth on one today, fair to say I just need to add more gravy. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by baconwannabe1243 in Other - Children - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 7.6

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Tesco are disgusting, I just saw their workers throw a plump, young round cabbage in the bin.

Katie Price will be looking for him all day now... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by baconwannabe1243 in Celebrities - Harvey Price - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 6.2

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I was feeling Grumpy today

Fucking dwarf called childline 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by baconwannabe1243 in Other - ??? Random - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 5.2

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Domestic abuse is a lot like DIY.

Much easier when there's a hammer involved. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by baconwannabe1243 in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.6

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Crime involving horses being stolen has gone down significantly over the past few years.

After all, nobody wants to be in prison for jacking a horse. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by baconwannabe1243 in Crime - ??? General - Added: 4 days ago - Current Score: 2.2

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Up until now, I thought the program 'who do you think you are?' was a show that violently challenged people with multiple personalities disorder. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by baconwannabe1243 in Illness and mortality - Mental Illness - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 2


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