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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 18
Total Joke Score: 56
Total Time Active: 2 hours, 53 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 44 Live Jokes: 7
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 37 Duplicate Jokes: 8
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 1.27 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 8.00
Average Time Before Deletion: 46,247m
Favourite Subcategory Celebrities > Rolf Harris (1)

All of beninski's 7 jokes.
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They say, "Too many cooks spoil the broth."
What a load of bollocks. My wife manages to fuck it up on her own! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by beninski in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 19.2

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Just before Christmas last year my gran was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, it was terrible news to get just before the festive season, but on the plus side I've got her the same present this year. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by beninski in Other - Animals/Insects - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 15.8

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According to the BBC, Rolf Harris has joined a Welsh Choir to do "Two Little Boys", and they don't suspect a thing! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by beninski in Celebrities - Rolf Harris - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 15.8

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**BREAKING NEWS**

The BBC have announced that foreign correspondent John Simpson has entered Ben Ghazi, it is still unclear whether this was consensual or indeed rape. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by beninski in In The News - Libya - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 4.2

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Apparently survival expert Ray Mears is giving up his job on TV and going into gynaecology with plans to open up his own clinic, called Ray's Smears. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by beninski in Celebrities - Ray Mears - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1.8

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I'm thinking of painting my bedroom walls but not sure what colour to pick, so I picked up a copy of that 50 Shades of Grey. I can now tell you this isn't gunna be a quick job and by the sounds of it most of it is gunna end up on the ceiling. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by beninski in Other - Books - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 1.4

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Bill Clinton is the latest person to enter the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross saga. In a recent televised appearance he said there was nothing he enjoyed more than blowing and fingering a Sachs. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by beninski in Celebrities - Politicians - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1.2


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