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beninski's Jokes

Just before Christmas last year my gran was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, it was terrible news to get just before the festive season, but on the plus side I've got her the same present this year.
**BREAKING NEWS**

The BBC have announced that foreign correspondent John Simpson has entered Ben Ghazi, it is still unclear whether this was consensual or indeed rape.
I'm thinking of painting my bedroom walls but not sure what colour to pick, so I picked up a copy of that 50 Shades of Grey. I can now tell you this isn't gunna be a quick job and by the sounds of it most of it is gunna end up on the ceiling.