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"I'd have them all shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families."
His comments maybe weren't that politically correct, but when you ask John Terry about the African Cup of Nations in January, what sort of response do you expect to get?
Some of these Scousers will do anything to get on the TV, racially abusing Patrice Evra at Anfield, handcuffing themselves to the post at Goodison Park...
...pinning themselves up against a fence at Hillsborough.
A woman came up to me in the supermarket with her ten-year-old daughter the other day.
She asked, "Can you keep an eye on my daughter while I just go to the toilet?"
I replied, "Don't worry love, I've had my eye on her since she came in."
Three Pakistanis walk into a bar...
...of their prison cell.
I was in a shopping centre today when I saw a little girl standing on her own at the top of the stairs. I thought to myself, "That's irresponsible parenting, she could fall down those stairs and her parents wouldn't be around to stop it happening".
So I pushed her. 4