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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Audley Harrison?
Michael Jackson touched something with his gloves!
|Nick Hornby wrote a book based on a shit Arsenal defender, he could bring out another 5 books this year!!!!|
I see the Michael Jackson Experience game is coming out on the Xbox.
In the first level you get dropped off at Neverland by your sick Parents!!!
The final level is you climbing over the wall at Neverland crying and clutching your arse!!!!
Have been to my friends for the past few Christmases and have always been annoyed at the presents they get their son!!!
A few years ago they bought him a catapult
The year after they bought him a toy gun
Last year they bought him Call of Duty Modern Warfare
But this year at this insensitive time!!!!
My heart sank as he opened his present
How could they!!!!!!