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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 6
Total Joke Score: 1,808
Total Time Active: 6 hours, 13 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 26 Live Jokes: 11
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 15 Duplicate Jokes: 3
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 69.54 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 164.36
Average Time Before Deletion: 77,400m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Animals (1)

The best of bong Marley's 11 jokes (View All).
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My wife told me I always speak like a computer geek.

I LOL'D.
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Joke by bong Marley in Racism - Geeks - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,379

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I've just bought Eminem's latest album, Recovery: The censored edition

It's easily one of the best instrumentals I've heard in a long time
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Joke by bong Marley in Celebrities - Band/Group - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 297.8

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I got sacked from my job yesterday for bestiality.

Apparently dog grooming was not what I expected it to be.
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Joke by bong Marley in Sex and shit - Animals - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 70.2

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Following his installation as shadow chancellor, Ed Balls has outlined plans to create more employment opportunities in the Royal Navy.

I can't wait for the headline "Balls to produce more seamen"
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Joke by bong Marley in Politics - Labour - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 38.6

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I know a country where there's no work at all yet you can still become a billionaire straight away.

That's why i'm off to Zimbabwe
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Joke by bong Marley in Racism - Zimbabwe - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 12.4

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If you're cannibal and you know it, crap your hands I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bong Marley in Other - Cannibals - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 4.8

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I must admit I was so intrigued by the NHS's incentive to pay smokers to quit,

..so intrigued that I might take up smoking myself
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Joke by bong Marley in Illness and mortality - Smoking - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 3.6

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Sky News: "Children left in limbo over care decisions"

I guess it must be a real pain in the back for them
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Joke by bong Marley in In The News - Headlines - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2

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After reading the story about the girl who got kicked off a bus in Manchester for breastfeeding, I have to say I strongly agree that breastfeeding in public IS offensive.

Why? Well ask that to my massive erection, much to the disgust of the old woman sat in the seat next to me
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Joke by bong Marley in Sex and shit - Erections - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1.2

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MSN News: "Butchers slam Gaga's meat"

A bit harsh, as if getting kicked in the balls wasn't a painful enough experience for her
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Joke by bong Marley in Celebrities - Lady Gaga - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1


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