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Whilst in the gym showers today, my mate Mahmoud bragged to me about how he once climbed Everest in less than 3 hours, which really set me thinking...

..."What the fuck is a Paki doing in a shower?"
Following his installation as shadow chancellor, Ed Balls has outlined plans to create more employment opportunities in the Royal Navy.

I can't wait for the headline "Balls to produce more seamen"