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broken-english's Jokes

I walked into a crowded restaurant the other day, and got a table right near a fat dyke (about 25 stone or so), who was working her way through a colossal pile of salad and vegetables.

When my steak arrived on the table, she looked over with disgust and asked, "Do you know how that animal died?"

"You clearly starved it to death, you fat fuck", came my reply.

For a bloke that doesn't like violence, I get hit a lot.
James Blunt challenged me to a fight the other day.

I was hesitant, I thought we should find something we're both shit at, like singing.