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    • Total Joke Score:
    • 100,858
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    • 2,615 hours, 6 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 7,174
    • Live Jokes:
    • 2,765
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 4,409
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 14.06
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 33,868m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 36.48
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 371

bumblesquash's Jokes

It's hard to explain the distress I felt when I first saw my daughter on her death bed.

Fucking goth.
My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well, like every other guy: when I meet the right girl."
I've adopted a little African child. I worried that he wouldn't adapt well to our way of life...

So, to make him feel at home, I put a treadmill in front of the sink.