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  • Smell my cheese. Go on, smell my cheese. Smell my cheese, you mother!

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    • Total Contribution Points:
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    • Total Joke Score:
    • 8,782
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    • 621 hours, 56 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 1,000
    • Live Jokes:
    • 531
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 469
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 8.78
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 34,117m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 16.54
    • Duplicate Jokes:
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bungholebuster's Jokes

My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.

"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year."
I showed my wife a picture of that 63 stone teenager this morning.

"Why are you showing me that?" she asked.

"I just wanted to make the point that you could end up like this."

"Do you really think so?" she said.

"Definitely. If you lose a little bit of weight."
My new next door neighbour is already getting on my tits. He's been in the country for a week now and still can't speak a word of fucking English.

The sooner he fucks off back to America, the better.