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"Madeleine can't be in a thousand different locations", Kate McCann says in her book.
Clearly she hasn't heard what's funnier than 1000 dead babies in 1 bin .....
So, I've just watched the Twilight movies and now just have one question...
If a paper cut makes the vampires want to kill Bella, what does Edward do every month when she's on the rag?
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'eating out'.