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All of catalystoffilth's 4 jokes.
"Madeleine can't be in a thousand different locations", Kate McCann says in her book.
Clearly she hasn't heard what's funnier than 1000 dead babies in 1 bin .....
So, I've just watched the Twilight movies and now just have one question...
If a paper cut makes the vampires want to kill Bella, what does Edward do every month when she's on the rag?
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'eating out'.
My wife was worried because our baby wouldn't breastfeed in the mornings.
Couldn't blame him to be honest,, everyone knows the first pint of the day tastes like shit, it's been sitting in the lines overnight.
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