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Contribution Points: 21 Total Joke Score: 4,783
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 9 hours, 14 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 152 Live Jokes: 97
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 55 Duplicate Jokes: 2


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What’s the difference between council gritters and Madeleine McCann?

There have been sightings of Madeleine McCann.
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Joke by chalky which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 563.8

If Alistair Darling wants to make some popular cuts, may I suggest his throat and wrists? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chalky which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 456.2

A few months ago, a young woman offered her virginity for sale on eBay.

I won, and it was the best sex I’ve had for a long time.

Well worth the negative I got for non-payment. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chalky which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 404

Michael Jackson has cancelled his UK tour after he discovered £2000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chalky which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 335.2

Today, all our thoughts are with Jade Goody.

And as soon as you have thought of a good one… remember to post it here. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chalky in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 240.4

I used to sell fags to boys but soon found out it's more profitable to sell boys to fags. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chalky in Sex and shit - Homosexual - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 235

Michael Jackson is American, black, an alleged homosexual paedophile and has now converted to Islam.

Well Jacko, get you hair dyed ginger and we know you have done all this just to get your name on this site. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chalky in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 182

Peter Harvey… a good old fashioned teacher willing to throw his weight around. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chalky which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 179.4

Lewis Hamilton really is a splendid role model for all British black people. Follow his example… and fuck off to Switzerland and live there. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chalky in Celebrities - Lewis Hamilton - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 169

There are so many black rapists and robbers on Crimewatch, the BBC have decided to rename the show Name that Coon. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chalky in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 163.2

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