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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 51 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 72 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 13 hours, 31 minutes | ||
The best of clintthedestroyer's 16 jokes (View All).
| Mediocrities, the lesser successful brother of Socrates. |
 
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My mate just told me that his light bulb had been swearing at him and calling him allsorts. I looked at the light for a moment. "That's not on". |
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| Apparently one in six people live in India. 5 out of 6 of Indians live in Birmingham. |
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| Glue. It's not to be sniffed at. |
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| I avoid deadly diseases like the plague. |
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It was pitch black, and some guy offered me either tequilla or sambuca. Not sure what it was. Shot in the dark really. |
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Loreal Men Extra Anti Ageing Cream For skin less tight. Never realised you're meant to put it on your cock.. |
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| Word of advice. If you are entering the world of S&M for the first time, don't use 'harder' as your safety word. |
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| I went for a job as a survey taker. Sadly, I didn't tick the right boxes. |
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| If you hit someone with a dictionary, is it physical or verbal abuse? |
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