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| Contribution Points: | 2 | Total Joke Score: | 1,338 |
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Total Time Active: | 2 hours, 4 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 19 | Live Jokes: | 14 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 5 | Duplicate Jokes: | 0 |
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Just thought I would save some people the effort of duplicating jokes.
So Michael Jackson, Jade Goody, Gary Glitter and a chicken are on a Air France flight, when Maddie comes out of the toilet proclaiming "You know you've had a good shit when you come back and someone's found your dead, raped and defiled body!" The plane then crash-lands by a Library, Jade walks in and asks for a book on cancer to which the Librarian (who is Stephen Hawking) replies "Fuck off [...] |
 
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Joke by cockpunch which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 1117.4
| My doctor said LSD has had a serious effect on my mental health and altered my state of mind to the point where I'm walking around in a constant dream world. I decided to get a second opinion. He must be overreacting because the Lizard King from the 5th dimension of Nazkabar reckons I'm just suffering from stress. |
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Joke by cockpunch which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 188.8
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You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a television. You wouldn't steal a movie. Piracy is a crime. No I wouldn't, mainly because I'm a pirate and far too busy stealing fucking boats. |
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Joke by cockpunch which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 52.8
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Carling don't do... Shit well I've fucked this one up already. |
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Joke by cockpunch which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 13.8
| Somalian Pirates, not so much black beard as well just black. |
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Joke by cockpunch which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 7
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Im sure you've all seen the famous internet video 1 Priest 1 Nun, alot of people i spoke to were sickened by it. clearly these people have not seen 1 Priest 1 Son. |
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Joke by cockpunch which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: -1.2
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Well you know what they say about people in glass houses, They spend a fortune on windolene and curtains. |
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Joke by cockpunch which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago
- Current Score: -1.4
| I facebook raped my friend last night, thing is she doesn't have facebook. |
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Joke by cockpunch which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago
- Current Score: -4.4
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