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crookie123's Jokes

I was on the phone to my local house decorators earlier.

"I'd like my bedroom wall painted sometime this week." I said.

"Certainly sir," said the operator, "We'll send someone over, which colour by the way?"

"Preferably white," I replied, "I'm not too keen on a black person inside my house."
As the nurse delivered our baby, I told my wife:

"Wow, she's absolutely stunning."

My wife looked confused as she held the newborn baby in her arms.

She said, "Dave, it's a he, not a she..."

I replied, "what do you mean? Have you seen the tits on that nurse?"