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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 163
Total Joke Score: 496
Total Time Active: 76 hours, 17 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 57 Live Jokes: 12
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 45 Duplicate Jokes: 11
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 8.70 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 41.33
Average Time Before Deletion: 787m
Favourite Subcategory Crime > Paedophilia (1)

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What have a Toyota and a rapist got in common?

You can scream stop all you want but, either way, you're pretty much fucked.
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Joke by daddy dick fingers in In The News - Toyota (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 292.8

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BBC News: Body parts killer Stephen Marshall jailed for life

The lawyer for the victims family said they were in bits
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Joke by daddy dick fingers in In The News - Headlines - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 79.8

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Today the government found a way to wean paedophiles off children.

Apparently Midgets weren't so keen on the idea
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Joke by daddy dick fingers in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 60.2

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Haiti Earthquake
Hurricane Katrina
Indian Ocean Tsunami


Proof that God is British and would never shit on his own doorstep
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Joke submitted by daddy dick fingers, originally by al murray in In The News - Natural Disasters - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 16.4

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Can atheists claim on their insurance if it really was an 'act of god'? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by daddy dick fingers in Religion - Atheism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 9.6

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Is it just me or does American football have similarities to slavery, after all it's just a bunch of niggers working their asses off with a white guy telling them what to do. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by daddy dick fingers in Sports - American Football - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 8.4

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I've always been a bit of a coward. You know the type of guy who can never has the balls to dump a girlfriend i have lost interest in. Most of the time i just wait for them to dump me.

I suppose whispering "mummy" in their ear whilst climaxing is enough to scare off any woman.
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Joke by daddy dick fingers in Sex and shit - Girlfriend - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 7.6

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Avram Grant photographed entering a brothel... Shocking isn't it?



A jew actually willing to dip his hand into his pocket
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Joke by daddy dick fingers in Racism - Jew - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 7.6

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I thought my wife was trying to spice up our sex life when she asked me to watch a video called Florence and the Machine

Really not what i had in mind
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Joke by daddy dick fingers in Sex and shit - Sex Toys - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 6

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CNN News: US soldiers die in Pakistan blast

Missed again? never mind
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Joke by daddy dick fingers in In The News - ??? Other - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 5.4


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