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A young Irish lad was named Mike Hunt and he suffered all his childhood with people taking the piss.
On his 18th Birthday he cnanged his name,and proudly told his parents......
"You knows how I hated me old name? Well, I've now changed to one where nobody will take der piss outta it anymore... I'm now called Isaac....."
Why is it my Missus can borrow my super expensive multi-bladed razor to shave her legs,
but, when I borrowed her hair straighteners to warm up the felt for the shed roof,she went fucking mental?
I see Katy 'Smelly' Perry has dyed her hair ginger....I wonder if her twat is the same colour.
Has anyone seen Russell Brand lately?
'Craig David who?'
That's show business.......
Adele is set to release a cover of an old Elvis song.....
In the Gateaux.........