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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 50
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 824
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 4,772
    • Total Time Active:
    • 230 hours, 59 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 635
    • Live Jokes:
    • 195
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 440
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 7.51
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 5,740m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 24.47
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 104

davemk02's Jokes

The US Military has cancelled its multi billion dollar research and development program into the next generation of stealth aircraft as they discover simply turning off the transponder has the same effect.
Kate and Gerry McCann insisted on manning the phones themselves last night after the Crimewatch appeal, but they apparently missed a vital call when the kidnapper phoned in - they were grabbing a beer and a burger at the Wetherspoon over the road.